so usually i think it's the kids who say the funny things but around here it's sometimes the adults, or adult i should say. mark comes home last night and our conversation went something like this:

me: what do you want for dinner?

mark: i don't know but i'm starving and i need something with meat, i haven't had meat all day.

me: what did you have for lunch?

mark: i had a salad and some other snacks

me: you didn't have chicken or anything on your salad?

mark: no, well, i had potatoe salad

only a boy would consider this a "salad"...